The guidos and guidettes are back in Seaside for the fifth season of “The Jersey Shore,” and hopefully the last! My bet is that the original cast start having their own reality shows and “Jersey Shore” gets an all new group of skanky drunk morons. For now the gang is back in the house that started it all, though it seems that Vinny will be departing from the show this season because he misses his mommy. Not much has changed since Italy. Mike is still trying to expose Snooki for the whore everyone already knows she is, Dena wants to smoosh Paulie and they are all diluted alcoholics who have fried their brains with hair products and tanning beds. Snooki’s friend Ryder gets another STD by sleeping with Pauly D (the third person she has slept with that appeared on the show). Sammi and Ron seem to have gotten their on again off again steroid fueled train wreck of a relationship under control…or maybe the producers decided no one cared about it any more. The premier episode does have one interesting moment where Snooki is seen in two different outfits in what is supposed to be the same scene. Exposing the show as obviously manipulating reality. Still watching the shore crew does make me fell a lot better about my life and my relationship. It airs on MTV at 10pm Thursday and I have my DVR set to record.
“Jersey Shore” Season Five…Yes, It’s Still On!