Reality TV hit a new low tonight as the second episode of ABC’s “Celebrity Wife Swap” took a dump on viewers everywhere. Really more of a husband swap with a one time Oscar nominee and now reality sow oddity (Gary Busey) swapping with the closeted gay evangelical pastor (Ted Haggard.) The wives are boring and it all seems super phony… even for “Wife Swap” Not sure why the Haggards were even on the show and really wish they were put more on the spot and exposed for their hypocrisy. Ted Haggard is so obviously gay even his special needs son’s gaydar was going off. Him and Michele Bachmann’s husband need to go camping together. He will probably use the money from the show to make sure his next boy toy keeps his mouth shut. Next week Flavor Flav and Dee Snyder (I think his wife is hot!!) My DVR is set to record.
“Celebrity Wife Swap” Episode Two